From left to right: My Lovely Bride, Honorable Son #4 and Honorable Son #5
Of course I was Teddy Roosevelt . . . which is ironic to use in Monopoly!
A horrible accident as Honorable Son #5 runs into my Lovely Bride's dog token
"I've been working on the railroad, all the day long day" - come on, sing it with me!
Finally I'm able to grab Boardwalk! MWAH HAH HAH!
Honorable Son #4 is Darth Vader using the force to force Honorable Son #3 to pay him rent.
"I've been falsely accused I tell you!
My real estate empire starts to grow.
Plenty of nice, expensive houses I have built.
Darth Vader conveniently looks the other way as I hand over a gazillion dollars to him.
But the light side of the Force wins when Darth lands on the Boardwalk.