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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

IHMN: Lo Pan


Lo Pan is just your typical Chinese evil sorcerer who just wants to have flesh again in order to rule the universe. Lo Pan has a legion of followers who will die to protect him and three skilled martial artists with mystical powers at his side.

 The fiercest warriors in China, though Yu Niu would dispute that fact.

Centuries ago, Lo Pan, a great warrior, but most of all a powerful wizard, was defeated in battle by the first sovereign emperor Qin Shi Huang. The Emperor placed upon Lo Pan the curse of No Flesh. Although Lo Pan can be temporarily granted a decrepit body by supplication to the gods, in order for him to permanently break the curse and regain his human form, he must marry a woman with green eyes.

 Miss Nightengale has green eyes.

This simple act will appease Ching Dai, the God of the East. But to satisfy the Emperor, he must sacrifice her. As I mentioned earlier, your typical Chinese evil sorcerer.

Name: Lo Pan
Pluck: 2+
Fighting Value: +2
Shooting Value: +2
Speed: 1
Points: 40 (not counting mystical powers)
Talents: Leader +1, Martial Artist, Immortal, up to 30 points of Mystical Powers
Basic Equipment: None

In addition, Lo Pan is searching for the fabled "Sphere of Destiny" which he also believes, based on stolen fragments of texts from Miskatonic Universty, call also break the curse of No Flesh.

 "The Sphere of Destiny"


Thunder Warriors.

Name: Thunder Warriors
Pluck: 4+
Fighting Value: +3
Shooting Value: +0
Speed: + 2
Points: 24 (not counting mystical powers or equipment)
Talents: Leader +1, Martial Artist, Fanatic, up to 10 points of Mystical Powers
Basic Equipment: Available - Two Handed Sword, Sword, and pistol


 . . . and then there is the cannon fodder.

Other followers of Lo Pan can be Tong Members, Boxer Captain, Boxer Warrior, Boxer Musketman or Boxers. Rules and stats for these members can be found in the books In Her Majesty's Name and Sleeping Dragon, Rising Sun.

And of course he can have a Yeti!

 The Yeti in North Piddle, England posing with Yu Niu, greatest swords woman of China.

And let's not forget the Chinese Fire Troll!



Time to cause some mayhem!

Friday, April 26, 2019

IHMN: The Boy Detective


Yep, it's Tintin.

Born on January 10, 1929, the world famous Tintin and his faithful companion Snowy (a War Poodle) are trapped in the year 1895. Though only 18 years old, he is the most overpaid reporter from Belgium as it appears he has never posted an article. Fortunately he is a top notch detective and adventurer who despises the thought of evil going unpunished . . . and let's face it, the kid is just darn lucky.

Among his friends, Snowy comes first. Admittedly he is a dog (but a War Poodle), but he is above all, the faithful friend of Tintin with a generous spirit.

 Snowy.

Tintin has a sharp intellect, can defend himself, and is honest, decent, compassionate, and kind. Through his (so called) investigative reporting, quick-thinking, and all-around good nature, Tintin is always able to solve the mystery and complete the adventure. But now he is in an adventure where there may be no way out . . .

"Snowy! How did we get here?"
  "Tintin! Are we dead? Say yes or no but answer me!"

Snowy is Tintin's sidekick and companion on journeys.  He is able to understand human language, and communicates with Tintin telepathically. His verbal responses to various situations include jokes, expressions of fright, and pleas to Tintin to exercise caution. As a dog (War Poodle), he also sniffs, tracks, chases, and bites.

"Of course if we hadn't walk through a mysterious gate in the middle of no where, we would be home by now (and where did the trees go?)"

Snowy is often dry and cynical which balances out Tintin's constantly positive, optimistic perspective. Snowy is brave and is often fearless against much larger creatures when Tintin is threatened. He has repeatedly freed Tintin from captivity and ha saved him from many a dangerous situations - including sometimes identifying a villain before Tintin. His only fear is arachnophobia and only weakness is whiskey and occasionally, I am ashamed to say, gets drunk.

 "Maybe if I walk through it again . . . drats. That didn't work!  It might be the end of the world!"

Name: Tintin
Pluck: (you guessed it) 2+ 
Fighting Value: +2
Shooting Value: +4
Speed: +1
Points: 60
Talents: Leader +1 (only for bumbling detectives, absent minded scientists and/or professors and alcoholics. To use this skill with anyone else requires a pluck roll), Engineer, Mechanic, Fearless, Lightening Draw (pistol), Swimming, and Intuitive. Also likes punching communists.
Basic Equipment: Pistol and Brigadine


"We can't turn back. Not now, not now."

Name: Snowy
Pluck: 4+ 
Fighting Value: +2
Shooting Value: N/A
Speed: +2
Points: 31
Talents: Erudite Wit, Fearless (except against spiders and arachnoid type creatures which causes terror) Intuitive, War Poodle (+1 Weapon bonus). Also likes biting communists.
Basic Equipment: Teeth, claws, fur (Armor 9)

 "Tin and Snowy, my name is Randolph Carter and we need to talk."
"Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!" 
"That's what we need to talk about . . ."



Thursday, April 25, 2019

Guest Blogger: Arthur Wellesley's Battle Report on Fuentes de Onoro

Today guest blogger Arthur Wellesley has written a battle report on Fuentes de Onoro:


Lieut. General Viscount Wellington, K.B., to the Earl of Liverpool, Secretary of State.
' Villa Fermosa, 8th May, 1811.
' My LORD,

' The enemy's whole army, consisting of the 2nd, 6th, and 8th corps, and all the cavalry which could be collected in Castille and Leon, including about 900 of the Imperial Guard, crossed the Agueda at Ciudad Rodrigo on the 2nd instant.

 Yeah, we know it was really Massena that was there!

' The battalions of the 9th corps had been joined to the regiments to which they belonged in the other three corps; excepting a division consisting of battalions belonging to regiments in the corps doing duty in Andalusia; which division likewise formed part of the army.



' As my object in maintaining a position between the Coa and the Agueda, after the enemy had retired from the former, was to blockade Almeida, which place I had learned from intercepted letters, and other information) was ill supplied with provisions for its garrison, and as the enemy were infinitely superior to us in cavalry, I did not give any opposition to their march, and they passed the Azava on that evening, in the neighbourhood of Espeja, Carpio, and Gallegos.



' They continued their march on the 3rd, in the morning, towards the Dos Casas, in three columns; two of them, consisting of the 2nd and 8th corps, to the neighbourhood of Almeida and Fort Concepcion, and the third column, consisting of the whole of the cavalry, and the 6th and that part of the 9th corps which had not already been drafted into the other three.



' The allied army had been cantoned along the river Dos Casas, and on the Sources of the Azava, the Light division at Gallegos and Espeja. This last fell back upon Fuentes de Oñoro, on the DOS Casas, with the British cavalry, in proportion as the enemy advanced, and the 1st, 3rd, and 7th divisions were collected at that place; the 6th division, under Major General Campbell, observed the bridge at Alameda; and Major General Sir William Erskine, with the 5th division, the passages of the DOS Casas at Fort Concepcion and Aldea del Obispo.


Brigadier General Pack's brigade, with the Queen's regiment from the 6th division, kept the blockade of Almeida; and I had prevailed upon Don Julian Sanchez to occupy Nave d'Aver with his corps of Spanish cavalry and infantry.


' The Light division were moved in the evening to join Major General Campbell, upon' finding that the enemy were in strength in that quarter ; and they were brought back again to Fuentes de Onoro on the morning of the 5th, when it was found that the 8th corps had joined the 6th on the enemy's left.


 ' Shortly after the enemy had formed on the ground on the right of the Dos Casas, on the afternoon of the 3rd, they attacked, with a large force, the village of Fuentes de Oñoro, which was defended in a most gallant manner by Lieut. Colonel Williams of the 5th battalion 60th regiment, in command of the light infantry battalion belonging to Major General Picton"s division, supported by the light infantry battalion in Major General Nightingall's brigade, commanded by Major Dick of the 42nd regiment, and the light infantry battalion in Major General Howard's brigade, commanded by Major M'Donnell of the 92nd, and the light infantry battalion of the King's German legion, commanded by Major Aly of the 5th battalion of the line, and by the 2nd battalion 83rd regiment under Major Carr.


' The troops maintained their position ; but having observed the repeated efforts which the enemy were making to obtain possession of the village, and being aware of the advantage which they would derive from the possession in their subsequent operations, I reinforced the village successively with the 71st regiment under Lieut. Colonel the Hon. H. Cadogan, and the 79th under Lieut. Colonel Cameron, and the 24th under Major Chamberlain. The former, at the head of the 71st regiment, charged the enemy, and drove them from a part of the village of which they had obtained a momentary possession.




' Nearly at this time Lieut. Colonel Williams was unfortunately wounded, but I hope not dangerously; and the command devolved upon Lieut. Colonel Cameron of the 79th.

' The contest continued till night, when our troops remained in possession of the whole.

' I then withdrew the light infantry battalions, and the 83rd regiment, leaving the 71st and 79th regiments only in the village, and the 2nd battalion 24th regiment to support them.

' On the 4th, the enemy reconnoitred the position which we had occupied on the Dos Casas river ; and during that night they moved the Due d'Abrantes' corps from Alameda to the left of the position occupied by the 6th corps, opposite to Fuentes de Oñoro.


' From the course of the reconnaissance on the 4th, I had imagined that the enemy would endeavor to obtain possession of Fuentes de Oñoro, and of the ground occupied by the troops behind that village, by crossing the Dos Casas at Pozo Velho; and in the evening I moved the 7th division, under Major General Houstoun, to the right, in order, if possible, to protect that passage.


' On the morning of the 5th, the 8th corps appeared in two columns, with all the cavalry, on the opposite side of the valley of the Dos Casas and Pozo Velho ; and as the 6th and 9th corps also made a movement to their left , the Light division, which had been brought back from the neighbourhood of Alameda, were sent with the cavalry, under Sir Stapleton Cotton, to support Major General Houstoun ; while the 1st and 3rd divisions made a movement to their right, along the ridge between the Turon and Dos Casas rivers, corresponding to that of the 6th and 9th corps on the right of the Dos Casas.


' The 8th corps attacked Major General Houstoun's advanced . guard, consisting of the 85th regiment under Major Macintosh, and the 2nd Portuguese Caçadores under Lieut.. Colonel Nixon, and obliged them to retire ; and they retired in good order, although with some loss.


 The 8th corps being thus established in Pozo Velho, the enemy's cavalry turned the right of the 7th division, between Pozo Velho and Nave d'Aver, from which last place Don Julian Sanchez had been obliged to retire ; and the cavalry charged.


' The charge of the advanced guard of the enemy's cavalry was met by two or three squadrons of the different regiments of British dragoons, and the enemy were driven back; and Colonel La Motte, of the 13th Chasseurs, and some prisoners taken.


' The main body were checked and obliged to retire by the fire of Major General Hougtoun's division ; and I particularly observed the Chasseurs Britanniques under Lieut. Colonel Eustace, as behaving in the most steady manner; and Major General Houstoun mentions in high terms the conduct of a detachment of the Duke of Brunswick's light infantry.




' Notwithstanding that this charge was repulsed, I determined to concentrate our force towards the left, and to move the 7th and Light, divisions and the cavalry from Pozo Velho towards Fuentes de Oñoro, and the other two divisions.


' I had occupied Pozo Velho and that neighbourhood in hopes that I should be able to maintain the communication across the Coa by Sabugal, as well as provide for the blockade, which objects it was now obvious were incompatible with each other; and I therefore abandoned that which was the least important, and placed the Light division in reserve in the rear of the left of the 1st division, and the 7th division on some commanding ground beyond the Turon, which protected the right flank and rear of the 1st division, and covered the communication with the Coa, and prevented that of the enemy with Almeida by the roads between the Turon and that river.


' The movement of the troops upon this occasion was well conducted, although under very critical circumstances, by Major General Houstoun, Brig. General Craufurd, and Lieut. General Sir Stapleton Cotton. The 7th division was covered in its passage of the Turon by the Light division under Brig. General Craufurd ; and this last, in its march to join the 1st division, by the British cavalry.


' Our position thus extended on the high ground from the Turon to the Dos Casas. The 7th division, on the left of the Turon, covered the rear of the right; the 1st division, in two lines, were on the right ; Colonel Ashworth's brigade, in two lines, in the centre; and the 3rd division, in two lines, on the left ; the Light division and British artillery in reserve ; and the village of Fuentes in front of the left. Don Julian's infantry joined the 7th division in Freneda; and I sent him with his cavalry to endeavor to intercept the enemy's communication with Ciudad Rodrigo.



' The enemy's efforts on the right part of our position, after it was occupied as I have above described, were confined to a cannonade, and to some charges with his cavalry, upon the advanced posts.


The regiments of the 1st division, under Lieut. Colonel Hill of the 3rd regiment of Guards, repulsed one of these; but as they were falling back, they did not see the direction of another in sufficient time to form to oppose it, and Lieut. Colonel Hill was taken prisoner, and many men were wounded, and some taken, before a detachment of the British cavalry could move up to their support.

 
' The 2nd battalion 42nd regiment, under Lord Blantyre, also repulsed a charge of the cavalry directed against them.




' They likewise attempted to push a body of light infantry upon the ravine of the Turon, to the right of the 1st division, which were repulsed by the light infantry of the Guards under Lieut. Colonel Guise, aided by five companies of the 95th under Captain O'Hare. Major General Nightingall was wounded in the course of the cannonade, but I hope not severely.







 ' The enemy's principal effort was throughout this day again directed against Fuentes de Oñoro ; and notwithstanding that the whole of the 6th corps were at different periods of the day employed to attack this village, they could never gain more than a temporary possession of it. It was defended by the 24th, 71st, and 79th regiments, under the command of Lieut. Colonel Cameron; and these troops were supported by the light infantry battalions of the 3rd division commanded by Major Woodgate; the light infantry battalions of the 1st division commanded by Major Dick, Major M'Donald, and Major Aly; the 6th Portuguese Cacadores commanded by Major Pinto; by the light companies in Colonel Champlemond's Portuguese brigade under Colonel Sutton; and those in Colonel Ashworth's Portuguese brigade under Lieut. Colonel Pynn, and by the piquets of the 3rd division under the command of Colonel the Hon. R. Trench. Lieut. Colonel Cameron was severely [Mortally] wounded in the afternoon, and the command in the village devolved upon Lieut.Colonel the Hon. H. Cadogan.


' The troops in Fuentes were besides supported, when pressed by the enemy, by the 74th regiment under Major Russell Manners, and the 1st batt. 88th regiment under Lieut. Colonel Wallace, belonging to Colonel Mackinnon's brigade; and on one of these occasions, the 88th, with the 71st and 79th under the command of Colonel Mackinnon, charged the enemy, and drove them through the village; and Colonel Mackinnon has reported particularly the conduct of Lieut. Colonel Wallace, Brigade Major Wilde, and Lieut. and Adjutant Stewart.



' The contest again lasted in this quarter till night, when our troops still held their post ; and from that time the enemy have made no fresh attempt on any part of our position.



' The enemy manifested an intention to attack Major General Sir William Erskine's post at Aldea del Obispo on the same morning, with a part of the 2nd corps, but the Major General sent the 2nd batt. Lusitanian Legion across the ford of the Dos Casas, which obliged them to retire.



' In the course of last night the enemy commenced retiring from their position on the Dos Casas; and this morning, at daylight, the whole was in motion. I cannot yet decide whether this movement is preparatory to some fresh attempt to raise the blockade of Almeida, or is one of decided retreat; but I have every reason to hope that they will not succeed in the first, and that they will be obliged to have recourse to the last.


 Their superiority in cavalry is very great, owing to the weak state of our horses, from recent fatigue and scarcity of forage, and the reduction of numbers in the Portuguese brigade of cavalry with this part of the army, in exchange for a British brigade sent into Estremadura with Marshal Sir William Beresford, owing to the failure of the measures reported to have been adopted to supply horses and men with food on the service.


' The result of a general action, brought on by an attack upon the enemy by us, might, under those circumstances, have been doubtful; and if the enemy had chosen to avoid it, or if they had met it, they would have taken advantage of the collection of our troops to fight this action, and throw relief into Almeida.


' From the great superiority of force to which we have been opposed upon this occasion, your Lordship will judge of the conduct of the Officers and troops. The actions were partial, but very severe, and our loss has been great. The enemy's loss has also been very great, and they left 400 killed in the village of Fuentes, and we have many prisoners. I particularly request your attention to the conduct of Lieut. Colonel Williams, and Lieut. Colonel Cameron, and Lieut. Colonel the Hon. H. Cadogan; and to that of Colonel Mackinnon and Lieut. Colonel Kelly, 24th regiment, of the several officers commanding battalions of the line, and of light infantry, which supported the troops in Fuentes de Oñoro. Likewise to that of Major Macintosh of the 85th, and of Lieut. Colonel Nixon of the 2nd Cacadores, and of Lieut. Colonel Eustace of the Chasseurs Britanniques, and of Lord Blantyre.


' Throughout these operations I have received the greatest assistance from Lieut. General Sir Brent Spencer, and all the General Officers of the army; and from the Adjutant and Quarter Master General, and the Officers of their several departments, and those of my personal staff.

' By intelligence from Sir William Beresford, I learn that he has invested Badajoz, on the left of the Guadiana, and is moving there stores for the attack of the place.

' I have the honor to inform you that the intelligence which I transmitted in my last dispatch has since been confirmed, and that King Joseph passed Valladolid, on his way to Paris, on the 27th of April. It is not denied by the French officers that he is gone to Paris.



' I have the honor to be, &c, ' WELLINGTON.